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Deez Nuts is the punchline of a conversational joke that involves asking someone a vaguely-phrased question to solicit a follow-up question in response, typically in the form of one of the five Ws, before yelling out the said phrase in an obnoxious manner. While originally introduced as a skit track on Dr. Dre’s 1992 rap album Chronic, the joke saw a huge resurgence after it was featured in a short comedic sketch by Internet comedian WelvenDaGreat in early 2015.
Origin
On December 15th, 1992, West Coast rapper Dr. Dre released his debut studio album The Chronic, which featured a skit track titled «Deeez Nuuuts.» In the song’s intro portion, fellow rapper Warren G can be heard telling a «deez nuts» joke to a woman on the phone (shown below).
On September 21st, 2004, Urban Dictionary [4] user Dee Loc submitted an entry for «deez nuts.»
On March 20th, 2015, Instagram user WelvenDaGreat [1] posted a video clip of himself speaking to a friend on the phone, in which he tells a joke that «deez nuts» arrived in the mail (shown below). In the first month, the video gained over 58,000 likes.
Spread
On March 24th, 2015, YouTuber Javalicius uploaded an extended version of WelvenDaGreat’s video, garnering upwards of 490,000 views and 290 comments in the next three weeks (re-upload shown below).
On April 4th, the Mykleeproduction Instagram [3] feed posted an edited clip from the children’s television series Blue’s Clues with the «deez nuts» video added at the end (shown below).
On April 11th, Viner Khadi Don posted a scene from the 2002 superhero film Spider-Man with the «deez nuts» clip dubbed over the original audio (shown below, left). The same day, the Co Vines YouTube channel uploaded a compilation of notable «deez nuts» Vine remixes, accumulating more than 126,000 views and 70 comments in 48 hours (shown below, right).
2016 U.S Presidential Election
On July 28th, 2015, CBS News [12] reported that an independent named Deez Nuts filed a statement for candidacy with the Federal Election Commission in the 2016 Republican Presidential Primary.
On August 19th, the United States polling firm Public Policy Polling (PPP) released the results of a new survey on the primary candidates, which found that Donald Trump was leading in polls for the by 24%. Additionally, the firm revealed that Deez Nuts was polling at 9% in North Carolina, 8% in Minnesota and 7% in Iowa. [5] That day, the North Carolina news station ABC 11 tweeted [6] about the polling data, assuring readers they «were not hacked» (shown below).
In the first 24 hours, the tweet gained over 9,000 retweets and 4,400 favorites. That day, several news sites reported on the gag name’s polling appearance, including The Week, [7] IBI Times, [8] The Daily Beast, [9] NY Mag [10] and The Daily Caller. [11]
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15-летний школьник получил неожиданную поддержку на выборах президента США, подав заявку под именем-мемом
20 августа The Guardian сообщил о самом успешном независимом кандидате в президенты США за последние двадцать лет под именем Deez Nuts: в некоторых штатах он получил до 9% голосов, при том что у лидера гонки Дональда Трампа было всего 40%. Своей успешностью Deez Nuts обязан мему, история которого развивается с 1992 года, однако по-настоящему популярным ставшим в 2015 году во многом благодаря сервису Vine.
C начала президентской гонки 2016 года в США в ней зарегистрировалось 585 кандидатов, среди которых оказались Президент Император Цезарь (President Emperor Caesar), Дружище Эльф (Buddy The Elf) и даже Чувственные Ягодицы Сидни (Sydneys Voluptuous Buttocks). Однако никто из них не получил такой поддержки, как Deez Nuts.
Под этим именем зарегистрировался 15-летний школьник из Уолингфорда, штата Айова. Журналисты The Guardian подтвердили его личность по телефону: его зовут Брэди Олсон (Brady Olson).
Меня зовут не Deez Nuts. Мне 15 лет. Я заполнил форму, кампания стала вирусной, и теперь я показываю лучший результат со времён Росса Перо (американский писатель и независимый кандидат на выборах президента США, в 1992 году получил 19% голосов — TJournal).
Я уже рассказал своей семье и некоторым друзьям из школы. Они всё ещё думают, что это смешно.
Брэди Олсон, школьник из Айовы
Столь высокий процент поддержавших Олсона объясняется ещё и тем, как именно изучала общественное мнение фирма Public Policy Polling (PPP), известная провокационными вопросами вроде «Должны ли хипстеры облагаться специальным налогом» и «Если бог существует, поддерживаете ли вы его действия». В вопросе, результаты ответов на который так заинтересовали медиа, были только три кандидата — Трамп, Клинтон и Deez Nuts.
При ответе на такой вопрос в Северной Каролине Deez Nuts получил 9%, в Миннесоте — 8%, а в родной Айове — 7%. По мнению аналитиков из PPP, такой феномен можно объяснить в том числе желанием избирателей иметь альтернативу двум фаворитам гонки — Дональду Трампу и Хиллари Клинтон.
Согласно сайту Know Your Meme, одно из первых упоминаний фразы «Deez nuts» в массовой культуре датируется 1992 годом, когда рэпер Dr. Dre выпустил свой дебютный альбом «The Chronic». Во вступлении к треку «Deeez Nuuuts» разыгрывается скетч в виде телефонного разговора, в котором эта фраза используется для подшучивания над девушкой.
«Deez nuts» — исковерканное написание «These nuts», что переводится как «Эти яйца» («Мои яйца»). Сайт Urban Dictionary даёт массу определений этой фразе: в большинстве случаев она используется для пошлых шуток или для неожиданного завершения разговора.
— Можешь поверить, что они вместе уже 26 лет?
— Кто?
— Мои яйца!
Вирусное распространение «Deez nuts» получила весной 2015 года. 20 марта комик WelvenDaGreat опубликовал в Инстаграме видео телефонного разговора, ситуация в котором напоминала скетч из трека Dr. Dre.
Благодаря произношению и реакции на собственную шутку фраза в исполнении WelvenDaGreat превратилась в мем. За первый месяц её лайкнули более 50 тысяч раз, а впоследствии на её основе появились и другие ролики развлекательного характера.
Появились и ролики, посвящённые президенту Deez Nuts.
64 Deez Nuts Jokes
America is still buzzing at the thought of Deez Nuts Jokes. Where did the name Deez Nuts come from?
Dr Dre can be credited in part. Dre’s “Deeez Nuuuts” from the 1992 album the Chronic put the phrase on the map.
The phrase has appeared in pop culture from time to time over the last two decades. For example, this guy thought it was the funniest thing in the world for Deez nuts to be brought to “People’s Court” in 2014.
This incident inspired many memes, spoofs, and imitations.
In the literal sense of “Deez Nuts,” it refers to a man’s crown jewels. The many viral “Deez Nuts jokes,” now widely shared online, stem from Welvin Harris, who made a prank call.
He dials his dad to ask if he received anything in the mail. When his dad asked him “what,” he replied, “Deez Nuts,” referring to his danglers, before bursting into laughter.
64 Incredible Deez Nuts Jokes
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Si…
See Deez Nuts!
What is the easiest command you can teach your dog?
– I don’t know. Maybe roll over?
ROL-OVA Deez Nuts!
Do you want Apple to launch a new product?
– I hope so.
You hop-on Deez Nuts!
I am so sick of this. This sucks!
– What sucks?
You suck on Deez Nuts!
Hey, do you smell that?
– Nope. What does it smell like?
It smells like Deez Nuts!
Do you know what happened in Kenya today?
– No, but you’re about to tell me.
Today Kenya FIT DEEZ NUTS in your mouth.
Excuse me, can you spell the word “indeed” for me please?
– No problem. I-N-D…
IN Deez Nuts!
Do you want to come with me to the West Indies?
– The West Indies?
Yes, in Deez Nuts!
Don’t sit on that!
– Sit on what?
SIT ON Deez Nuts!
What was the other name for Native Americans?
– You mean Indians?
I mean Deez Nuts!
Hey baby. Can you give me some money for a new dress?
– Yes, but..
Oh no. I don’t want to hear any more buts!
– Okay, baby. Then I’ll only give you Deez Nuts.
What is your favourite day of the week? Mine is Wednesday.
– I don’t know. Why Wednesday?
Because that’s the only day when you can eat Deez Nuts.
Can you move that?
– Move what?
Move Deez Nuts!
You wanna play with my new game dintroller?
– Play with whaat?
You can play with Deez Nuts!
Guess what SAKKON did
– Sakkon.. who’s that?
– Oh no, don’t…
SAKKON Deez Nuts!
Hey Paul, is Phil there?
– There’s no Phil here…
PHIL Deez Nuts!
Do you know Mr. Felfor that lives next door?
– Mr. Feltfor? I don’t think so. Why?
Because you FELL FOR DEEZ NUTS!
Josh, I think we need some time apart.
– Baby, why would you say that to me?
Because I’m tired from Deez Nuts!
I love Chef Boyardee’s pasta!
– Why do you love it?
Because Chef BOY-AR-Deez Nuts are always tasty!
– Honey, I’m hungry. What food do you have at your place?
Well, I have some nuts…
– What nuts?
Deez Nuts!
Knock, knock.
-Who’s there?
-It’s your boy Dee, open up!
-Dee, who?
-Deez nuts!
Hello, there, my guy. I have a bunch of pokemon cards. Wanna check these out?
-Yeah, I would love that, thanks
Okay, take a look at Deez Nutz.
Student: Teacher, I am tired of you giving me D’s every class.
Teacher: I am also tired of you not paying attention in my classes.
Student: I can’t focus when I am thinking about those colossal D’s.
Teacher: What D’s are you talking about?
Student: Deez nuts!
Roses are red, your eye will be blue, unless you allow me to place Deez nuts deep inside you.
Have you ever heard about the Russian millionaire Ivan Putindese?
– Ivan Putindese?
Yes, the Ivan PutinDEEZ Nuts!
Excuse me but are you Mr. Landese?
– Yes, I am. Why?
I saw you have some of Deez Nuts on your porch.
Excuse me, do you sell Foshake?
– Foshake? I don’t think so?
Foshake Deez Nuts!
Hey pal, I heard that you are Dee’s friend.
– Who’s Dee?
Deez Nuts!
Have you ever played World of Warcraft?
-Yes, I have.
Have you played a goblin?
-No, I dont think so.
Dude, you should Goblin on Deez Nuts.
Can you imagine dragons flying in the sky?
Yes, I can.
Then Imagine dragging Deez Nuts across your mouth.
You: teacher, what’s 4 x 2?
Teacher: eight
You: eight Deez Nuts
You: Dee asked me out yesterday.
Friend: who’s this guy Dee?
You: Deez Nuts!
Do you want me to buy one of these?
– Yeah sure
How about two of Deez Nuts.
“I’m sorry that Suko never called you back”
“Who is Suko?”
“SUKON DEEZ NUTS”
Where’s your munyayo?
– Huh? What’s that?
DEEZ NUTS
Hey bro, I need some of these.
-Some of what?
Soma Deez Nuts
What size are you wearing?
-I’m wearing double D’s. Why do you ask?
Cus I want to get some more of Deez Nuts.
Afghan person: Assalamu alaykum, what will happen to the DN under Taliban rule?
American person: What do you mean by DN?
Afghan person: Deez nuts
Hey, I met someone at the store today who said that they were actually ugondese.”
– Where’s that, I’ve never heard of it.
Set location to UgonDeez nuts
Hey, are you hungry or thirsty?
– Yes, I am.
You can have some of Deez nuts.
Do you like tulips?
– Yes, why?
Cus you’re gonna love your two lips on Deez Nuts!
Good morning. I would like to know who’s in charge around here?
– Well, Deas is in charge. Do you know him?
Nope, I dont. Can you give me his number or his Instagram?
– Sure, if you want to have Deez Nuts so bad, I’ll give them to you.
A conversation in a bakery:
– Hello, is everything fresh around here
– Yes, everything is fresh from today.
– Okay, can I get a sample of something?
– Yes, what would you like to try?
– Let’s see, I wonder how Deez Nuts taste.
Honey, why are you leaving them here?
– Leaving what?
Leaving Deez nuts in your mouth!
Me: Have you ever been to Chewons?
You: No. What’s Chewons?
Me: Chew on Deez Nuts
Do you still have any music tapes or discs?
– Only albums.
Well, just look at Deez nuts.
I saw you dancing yesterday
– What? You saw me dancing where?
You were at the club. I saw your hoodie.
-What hoodie?
Who Deez Nuts
Me: Do you find parodies funny?
Friend: Yeah, sometimes I do.
Me: Well, how about a pair of Deez Nuts Enya Mouth?!
Mom, can I borrow your car?
– No, you can’t. Why don’t you borrow Deez nuts!?
Mom…
Did you like the plot in this film?
– Nah. I believe we can come up with a better one.
So you want to come and film Deeeeeez Nuts!
Do you guys want some of my goodies?
– Yes, we do!
Okay, here’s a bag of good Deez Nuts!
How did your doctor’s appointment go?
– It was OK, but I have a vitamin D deficiency. I need to spend more time outside.
I can help you to get that D.
-How?
I’m willing to give you some of Deez Nuts!
Have you seen the movie starring Robin Williams called House of D?
-House of D? No.
House of Deez Nuts!
Have you been to an expo?
-Yes, I love expos.
Expose Deez Nuts.
Do you drink orange juice?
-Yes, I do.
Did you know that the orange juice SunnyD is bad for you?
– I dont know the…
Sunny Deez Nuts!
Do you like boats?
-Yes.
What is your favorite type of boat?
-I like fishing boats.
How about tugboats?
-They are powerful
Tug on Deez Nutz
Wanna join me on a trip to The Andes?
-The Andes? Where’s that supposed to be?
It’s right next to the valley of An Deez Nuts!
30+ Deez Nuts Jokes That Aren’t So Bad Yet Funny!
Deez Nuts Jokes is only that: an awful joke. Yet, once in a while a joke is so stunning silly that it rises above its own dreadfulness and arrives at a higher plane of entertaining. You would prefer not to snicker—each self-regarding some portion of your cerebrum is dismissing the roaring motivation. However, you can’t support yourself. That is the point at which you realize you have an awful joke so ghastly that it’s really clever.
Also, the thing is, everybody needs an awful joke from time to time call them “father jokes” in the event that you should, however, it’s not simply fathers who love a decent groaner. In this, we’ve gathered 30+ Deez Nuts Jokes from the best clever terrible jokes that will make them snicker so hard you cry—regardless of how hard you attempt and stand up to.
A male’s two most valuable possessions, and the brag of his masculinity. Generally when the expression “deez nuts” is utilized it is to display one’s genital prevalence over either increase an incredible dismiss or simply piss them.
Me: Do you like farces?
Unfortunate casualty: uh… definitely in some cases
Me: well how you would like a couple o’ Deez NUTS ENYA Mouth?!
Me: You at any point been to Chewons?
Me: Chew on Deez Nuts
“Need to see deez nuts. ”
“Hello let me get your vehicle.”
“Why not obtain deez nuts.”
Do you incline toward tapes or discs?
Well observe deez nuts.
Now you realize how different these Deez Nutes Jokes are! So the next time, if you want a break from your regular routine, just read these 30+ Deez Nuts Jokes That Aren’t So Bad Yet Funny for a new experience!
“Honeys be like “Meth”; I be like “What?”.
“We want some free CDs”; I be like “See Deez Nuts!”
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You ask Do you dance to Oldies? If so, you reply You dance to hold deez nuts!
Me: Do you like parodies?
Victim: uh…yeah sometimes
Me: well how’d you like a pair o’ Deez NUTS ENYA Mouth?!
Make sure your dick is clean
Rub it up with vasoline
“Hey, do you want some tape and CD’s?”
“What am I gonna do with that?”
“You can tape my dick to your forehead so you can See Deez Nuts!
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Me: You ever been to Chewons?
You: Whats Chewons?
Me: Chew on Deez Nuts
“Want two CD’s?”
“Yeah.”
“Want to see deez nuts. ”
“Hey let me borrow your car.”
“Why don’t you borrow deez nuts.”
Do you prefer tapes or cds?
Cds.
Well see deez nuts.
Ask someone Do you want to see bofa? They respond Sure, why not? You then call out Bofa Deeeeeez Nuts! It is then up to you whether you honor their request to actually see bofa.
Ask a baseball fan, Circa 1999, did you want the Yankees or the Expos to win the World Series. This is a win-win. If they say Expos you yell Expose deeeeeeeeeeez nuts!! It is then up to you whether or not you expose doze nuts. If they say Yankees, you yell Yank on Deez nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts! but dont allow them to yank on your nuts.
Call out someone, Hey Phil, even if they are not Phil. When they respond, Phil who? it is your chance to exclaim Phil Deeeeeez Nuts!
Ask someone Have you tasted Captain Ds? When they respond as to whether or not theyve eaten food from the popular seafood restaurant, you get to verify, Captain Deeeeeeeez Nuts?!
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Ask your friend, Do you know anyone who has Feltys? If they are unfortunate to have a friend who has Feltys syndrome (which according to [ Register or Signin to view external links. ] is a complication of long-standing rheumatoid arthritis), it is your opportunity to exclaim Felt Deez Nuts.
Ask your scholarly friend, Do you prescribe to the theories of Dr. Rubdy? If they have read the paper Sensitizing Learners Towards a More Productive Classroom Participation: an ‘Exploratory’ Approach by Rani Rubdy of the National University of Singapore, they are likely to respond with a resounding yes. Then it is your turn to shout Rub Deeeeez Nuts. If they ask who Dr. Rubdy is, you say Rub Deeeez Nuts! then grab your crotch, and then explain that Dr. Rubdy wrote a very important paper on class participation.
Do you know George Lichty? They may know that he is the author of a book titled Grin and Bear It, or they may not. But either way, you get to say George Lich Deez Nuts!
You can ask When you watched Alias, were you a fan of Rimbaldi? There will be one of two responses. Ive never seen Alias. Who is Rimbaldi? Or they will say Yes, I love Rimbaldi. Either way, you have the chance to shout Rimbald Deeeez Nuts.
You can ask, Do you want a bag of goodies? Everyone should say yes. Then you get to say A bag of good Deeeeeeeez Nuts!
When your friend looks to be suffering from allergies, offer them some Claritin D. Then they accept your offer, clarify. You are willing to give them Claritin Deeeeeez Nuts!
Is your favorite New Orleans Saint Reggie Bush or Drew Brees? If they say Bush, you get to chuckle at the obvious juvenile reference. But if they chose the star quarterback, you yell Drew Breeees Nuuuuuuuuts!
Have you seen the classic film starring David Duchovny called House of D? Your best scenario is that they have no idea what you are talking about. Regardless you yell House of Deez Nuts!
Who is your favorite DJ? Theyll name someone, and unless they are rude, theyll ask yours. Your reply? The only man who I can trust to count down the Weekly Top 40 is Rick Dees. Rick Deez Nuuuuuts!
You ask: “Who makes the better french fries, McDonalds or Wendys? Depending on their response, you get to yell either “Micky Deez Nuts!” or “Wen-Deez Nuts!”
Originality Factor 4: People have been calling McDonalds Micky D’s for a while. On the other hand Wendeez is new.
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The Grand Daddy of Them All: Do you like CDs? Wait for itSee Deez Nuuuuuuuts!
Originality Factor 0: This is the first Deez Nuts joke. It rulez, but it is certainly not original.
Come on guys I know we got some old schoolers in here with some classics so let me hear them. Feel free to throw any other good jokes in here as well.
Have you seen Boffa? Boffa who? Boffa deeeez nuts……..I got a few more for later if you get bored tonight bust your wife or your girl it works everytime. And yeah so what I still act like a kid sometimes…stay young
“you wanna beat something, beat these nuts nugga”- The Wash
Who ya got the phils or the yanks?
phil deeez nutz or yank deeez nuts. It worked great when they both went to the world series.
Whats wrong you got the bubleeees.
Yo you seen Heidi? Heidi? yep Heideeeeez nutz in yo mouf.
10 cents for half an hour
In the bed or in the shower
I want my money back
She’s got a filthy crack
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So I got by baseball bat
And I gave that crack a whack
TikTok: What are ‘Deez Nuts’ Jokes? Hilarious trick explained!
Everyone on TikTok is talking about ‘Deez Nuts’ jokes, but what are they? Here’s a full explanation.
As you’ve been scrolling through TikTok this week, you’ve probably seen everyone talking about the ‘Candice‘ joke.
The stupid trick has been going viral, and it’s descends from a wider trend called ‘Deez Nutz’ jokes.
If you don’t know what they are, we’re about to explain everything for you.
What are ‘Deez Nuts’ Jokes?
‘Deez Nuts’ is a phrase that’s used to deliberately interrupt and divert a conversation.
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It’s intended to trick the person you’re talking to, and all you have to do is randomly say the phrase ‘Deez Nuts’ when you’re in the middle of a conversation.
It also works in text and online, and is going viral on TikTok right now.
Me waiting for my friends to reply when I’m trying to trick them with a Deez Nuts joke: pic.twitter.com/QIK7gFD6xw
It comes from Dr. Dre
The phrase ‘Deez Nuts’ was first used by Dr. Dre on his 1992 album Chronic.
Dr. Dre’s track titled ‘Deeez Nuuuts’ begins with a phone conversation between a man and a woman.
After a bit of back-and-forth, the man suddenly shouts “Deez nuts!”, and since then, it’s become a viral joke.
The ‘Candice’ joke is similar
The popular ‘Candice’ joke that’s taking over TikTok right now is similar in nature to a ‘Deez Nuts’ joke.
On TikTok, users have been asking their friends and family if they know about ‘Candice’, and the conversation goes a little bit like this:
“OMG, did you see that Candice died today?”
“Candice d*ck fit in yo mouth!”
Like the ‘Deez Nuts’ joke, the whole purpose of the ‘Candice’ trend is to trick the person, and it’s certainly working.
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